NOOOOOO

MY ROOMMATE IS DRUNK. FOR ONCE. AND NOOOOOWWW HE TELLING ME ABOUT THE GIRL HE DID NOT, YES NO SURPRISE, DID NOT HOOK UP WITH. NO

HES TELLING ME

HYDRATION ON.

oh yes, now he's using the lords name in vain

because that makes him SOOOOO cool.

So lame.

" I'M NOT DRUNK"

OH GOD, I was so proud, he was finally drunk. Now he's getting lame, again, I knew it was just a matter of time.

He wants to brush his teeth,

LORDS NAME IN VAIN AGAIn

OH the girl he wanted to hook up with was in BAND, and she REJECTED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH'

NOW i don't even care. Now he's just rambling. AGAIN. HYDRATION ON!!!

YOU DONT NEED TO BE SO LAME!!!!!

UPDATE: MORE WATER!!! He's afraid he's dehyrated!?! HAHHAH

UPDATE UPDATE: He just said hydration is better than BBQ. What does he know about BBQ? He's a New Yorker, AND a ginger!

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