CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!

So I'm sitting here, thinking about me and the other 500 million people who blog and how special and unique we are, and then I start hearing my roommate peeing.

SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!

I'm not some person who freaks out over regular bodily functions (though the word "bodily" is kind of icky) but I do feel like plugging my ears and humming really loudly to drown out the sound. Why doesn't he take a half millisecond to close the door? If you're going to slightly close the door, why not do it all the way?

Talk about half-assing it.